There are 6 shopping days left until Christmas! Avoid the malls and big box stores. Through Sunday, Dec. 23, Patch will feature a gift idea each day that you could pick up right in the Caldwells.
Day 7: 50 Shades of Chicken
This parody cookbook is a must-have for fans of the erotic phenomena, Fifty Shades of Grey, according to Lisa Smith of Smith & Company in Caldwell. Like the cover states, these "50 Chicken Recipes Are Bound to be Delicious." Take for example this excerpt from "Dripping Thighs":
He spreads my thighs out on a plate. Sticky hands and at least five wet napkins. What will the housekeeper think? Who cares?
Plus: The Huffington Post said, "All signs indicate that Fifty Shades of Chicken, a new cookbook parodying erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey, is the real deal. We can't get over the hilarity of the description on the book's web site.”
Previously featured in the 2012 Local Gift Guide:
Day 1: Historic Home Photos
Day 2: iPhone 5 Cases
Day 3: These Knits Are a Hit
Day 4: A Day of Pampering
Day 5: Custom Family Name Canvas
Day 6: Personalized Ornaments