Poor kid...

I get to share my birthday with Snooki's son! Oh boy...

How funny is that!!! Happy Birthday Sue!

She took my Mothers maiden name and named her son. Well that's one good thing Lorenzo!!!

So when do we find out if lorenzo is even gianni's child?

Wow! This is really important stuff and to think I was going to rearrange my sock drawer today. A remarkable new low in churning for hits Patch!

Wow...have funn whidd your new bundle of joyy Snookii... <3

A young lady that made a lot of money doing crazy things on TV. Can't understand why folks are so jealous, and make stupid remarks. It's only entertainment. Look what's going on in Washington.... WISE UP...

Her giving birth is no more special or a blessing then any other birth!

Congratulations Nicole!,My 3 children were born there,as well as my first grandchild..@Kristie,so what stopped u from ur sock drawer?..@ Debbie,any individual liked or not that is in the public eye is given attention to a birth,marriage,divorce.ect..I'm sure u get it

Does anyone really care?

Any new life is sacred. I just hope he will have a sense of humor about his mother because her body type does not age well!

I see the Patch is covering tha latest stories about all the important American heros; Neil Armstrong, Snooki....

Speaking of Neil Armstrong, can we send Snooki, the rest of the cast of Jersey Shore, the Real Housewives of NJ and the Kardashians into deep space on a one-way flight?

....Because just like parasites, they are pesky and simply won't go away!!!

Lorenzo comes from good genes - Baby-Momma Snookie makes $150,000 per episode. Talk about turning straw into gold. Perhaps she should become a public school teacher?

Did they do a tox screen?

Who is Snookie?

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Oh, and I must've missed the class in middle school that taught students that becoming an uneducated, drunk beach goer could make you millions of dollars.

for those of you who dont care, you sure gave something you dont care about too much time and thought. shes a celebrity. for some unknown reason, people actually have an interest in her. cnn can report on this news, who cares if the patch does? u dont want to hear about it, dont read it haha

I realize now how much she's just like the others, cold and distant, and many people are like that, women for sure, they're like a union.

I love Snooki I think she is great for NJ!

I first saw her at Palantine Campaign headquarters at 63rd and Broadway. She was wearing a white dress. She appeared like an angel. Out of this filthy mess, she is alone. They. Cannot. Touch. Her.

I don't think any of you would like to be judged by the actions of your youth. While you are putting her down and feeling sorry for her child she is laughing all the way to the bank. Parenthood has changed many a wild child.

My children's school starts a 8 AM and lets out at 2:30 PM . Teachers have 1 free period and 1 lunch period. Sorry I made a mistake, they work 5 hours. I know many teachers and they do hardly any work in the summer. Notice you did not deny children learning by watching computer while teacher is doing nothing....
The only reason I mentioned teachers is 1 post said Snookie could be a teacher.

Yeah Rich, because teachers can plan their lessons during the school day. Unbelievable.

why? why do we care? what has snookie and her like done for our world? the arts? humanity? she is a waste of oxygen... and now.. what a wonderful role model as a drunken, obnoxious, unwed mother. I wish her baby health and happiness and wish she was just go away... far away. and wish we all would ignore her totally

Nothing personal against Snookie but its pretty sad when her article gets 40 comments and one about a true American hero, Neil Armstrong, gets three.

Thts whts up yall be hating on her with yall broke ass, good luck Baby

AngelaWade thank god for youre babyboy youre star snookie

Wow dishing her because she is young and not married. You people are sad. I was a young and unmarried mom to my beatiful children and I.would not change that for anything. I am pretty sure the ones on here that are dishing her were young and unwed mothers themselves. Grow up get a life and leave her alone.

Why are you guys worried about her? You guys know absolutely nothing abour her so don't judge her ! Worry about yourselves & not her or her damn kid .

Congratulations to both parents!!! Health and Happiness for many years to come....

You know what yes nicole has made mistakes but shes young an all you ppl want to sit here an talk shit. Noones perfect. Obviously you guys watch her show to have so
Much bullshit to talk. Nicole congratulations an i know you'll be a great mom. Keep your head up love.

Wow. People are truly rude she still is a woman a mother now whom has givin birth REGARDLESS of what she does or has done evidently she's caught someone's eye and attention or people wouldn't have so much s**t to talk. All thus who cares and is it his look at you YOU LIKE HER DRAMA. I SAY congratulations and good luck kids are a handful I have 6. :-) bye haters.

Immm first off my sister is a teacher and works way more than five hours a day. And and new child is a blessing no matter who he/she belo.gs to. So what if she makes money on tv..its her life not anyone else. Who are we to judge?

Oh my goodness she's famousshe has a show on MTV its called entertainment news. If you don't care about her then stop write on this page personaly I watch her show even tho its stupid I like it so I'm happy for her maybe it wil help her grow up and stop partying all the time. So get over urselfs

Congrats snookieeee

Ppl need to stop hatin on her she gettin dat money wat yall doiñ oh yea doin wat yall do best hatin

Who cares she made $$$ by being on a TV show, she found a good guy & now has a healthy baby boy. Get over urself damn she was paid 2 act crazy & what not, be happy for her damn.I wish her & her son father the best. One more thing Y is this so dang gone important NOT hatin but what about the presidental elections, unemployment, eduations, & important things. #IJS Mommyfour

Wow really people!!!! Our world is screwed up n this is all u have to talk about? What's w the unwed mother thing? Just cause they r smarter then that not to get married cause now adays there's more divorces then marriages?

Congratulations to Snookie on a healthy bundle of joy:)

@patchisarag..i second that r.i.p Neil.... Congrats Snookie and if everyone really that about this. Idiots have been making news (&millions) for years....i.e Anna Nichole Smith..... Its just another person who figured.out how to stupid rich as the rest of America has to.get real jobs

I am so happy for snookie.......congrandulation

snooki. is the best

My father is a teacher and he is a very hard worker and he works all year long. And he doesn't just sit there and read the paper. He teaches and even when the school day is over he works at home for hours grading papers and getting things.ready for the next day. Teachers should be real respected people in the community and get payed more then they do. So disrespecting teachers like that is wrong. And also there patient and kind people. You try putting up with a class too
Full of children a day and school days last for 8 Hours a day thank you maybe you should go back to school and get a little more educated.

Sorry for typo: No one is perfect and If we stop and take a look at self se would see that we too have a long list of imperfections as well. You know that old saying your mother would say all the time: If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all! If we would stop worrying about others and focus on bettering ourselves we'd be a better world.

Is Snooki human?